For Mom and Dad
I bought a huge tub of coffee the other day. Makes 500 cups.... Then got it home, opened it and realized it's INSTANT coffee. Yuck. I'm choking it down. Dad needs to come drink it!!
Oh, mom... Happy Birthday. I'm sorry I missed it. I tried to call but you didn't answer. Your voicemail picked up but your inbox was full... Hmmm... Sorry.
Ok, just kidding. I think I've used that excuse before too. Sorry.... I still love you though. And you still love me :-).
Lori